Archives
- 2010.09.03: Happy Day before your birthday Lucy!
- 2010.08.31: Lucy and Ethel (well, pending my name were changed to Ethel) do a Triathlon together.
- 2010.08.25: "Vengeance is mine!" Is that bad to yell at the kids?
- 2010.08.24: Corn and Football
- 2010.08.23: Back to School
- 2010.08.19: When you're on a Mommy roll - go with it. I'm just sayin.
- 2010.08.15: Cable guy...again.
- 2010.08.11: Back To School Dance!
- 2010.08.02: My really big deal.
- 2010.07.27: Road Trips, Sally Edwards and Tenacious D
- 2010.07.27: Two Years without her
- 2010.07.23: Farley the Wonderdog - The old dog and his stupid new trick
- 2010.07.20: The Prescribed Annual Roadtrip
- 2010.07.08: My Hair Magician
- 2010.07.06: The annual summer freak out
- 2010.06.30: Baby Daddy - sort of - okay, not really.
- 2010.06.28: Hey Les, didn't you do a triathlon last week?
- 2010.06.25: Happy Halfway to Christmas, y'all!
- 2010.06.15: Keep on Growing
- 2010.06.14: Road trips, track meets and the 1950s
- 2010.06.14: Sex Talk
- 2010.06.11: Recipe of the Week: Spanakopita - It's just fun to say.
- 2010.06.09: A new milestone of Summertime
- 2010.06.07: A quick lesson in when reading is totally overrated.
- 2010.06.04: Recipe of the week - Everything Cookies
- 2010.06.01: WWYD? No seriously, what would you do?
- 2010.06.01: Summertime Schedule - two words that should never go together
- 2010.05.26: Recipe of the week
- 2010.05.25: Triathlons and Life lessons from 2Pac
- 2010.05.24: The one when Phoebe runs
- 2010.05.21: Recipe of the week
- 2010.05.20: Why I married Him
- 2010.05.19: Mix Tape Wednesday! I'm too old for American Idol, but....
- 2010.05.17: A triathlete's rite of passage
- 2010.05.14: Recipe of the week
- 2010.05.12: Mix Tape Wednesday! Kids Pick
- 2010.05.11: Substitute
- 2010.05.10: Super Mom Vows - read in your favorite superhero voice, with hands on your hips
- 2010.05.07: Happy Mothers Day, Y'all
- 2010.05.06: Recipe of the week - Clean Mac-N-Cheese
- 2010.05.05: Mix Tape Wednesday!
- 2010.05.04: I'm against it and yet I'm doing it anyway
- 2010.05.03: I'm Siouxper
- 2010.04.30: Recipe(s) of the week
- 2010.04.29: Accessories - Why I'm sticking with Triathlons
- 2010.04.27: root canals and poop - low points of motherhood all in one day
- 2010.04.26: I've officially promoted myself
- 2010.04.23: The launch of Recipe of the week.
- 2010.04.22: The beauty of twins - A convo among seven year-olds reveals the secrets of schoolwork
- 2010.04.20: Farley the Wonderdog volume 7229076-12 HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
- 2010.04.19: Erma Bombeck speaks to me, and apparently thousands of others. Who knew?
- 2010.04.15: Clean Eating
- 2010.04.12: I've only got 4 minutes to save the world.
- 2010.04.12: The awkward return of the Dry Humper - as if any return of the Dry Humper would ever be anything other than awkard.
- 2010.04.08: "You sit on a throne of lies" Mom!
- 2010.04.07: I'm bad with names
- 2010.04.05: Adventure - it's overrated
- 2010.03.31: My twin at the recycling center
- 2010.03.28: The Happiest Place on Earth
- 2010.03.26: Wakey Wakey, Mom!
- 2010.03.25: Mommy has the fix for anything
- 2010.03.24: The Cliffs of Insanity!
- 2010.03.18: Growing up on the Rocks
- 2010.03.16: You Ruined Me Now - Norah. Totally, ruined me.
- 2010.03.15: Raising me right out of a job
- 2010.03.11: Whew! Do NOT go in there!
- 2010.03.09: I've already ruined his college experience
- 2010.03.05: Spinning therapy - I see why there's no charge
- 2010.03.03: What's wrong with this picture?
- 2010.03.02: It worked!
- 2010.02.28: A mother-daughter moment
- 2010.02.24: Farley the Wonderdog volume 7229076
- 2010.02.23: Road Signs
- 2010.02.22: american doll - i refuse to capitalize on it
- 2010.02.15: Second Grade - I'm barely passing
- 2010.02.12: Guitar Hero Stories
- 2010.02.09: My tutors
- 2010.02.02: Dear My Gym,
- 2010.01.26: Where can I get some balance? Ha ha ha ha ha! Oh, that's funny.
- 2010.01.19: I can't even make this stuff up.
- 2010.01.13: I wonder what Roto Rooter's liability coverage must be
- 2010.01.12: Commercial translations through the eyes of a very smart child
- 2010.01.11: Stupid Bing Crosby with your stupid dreaming of a stupid White Christmas
- 2010.01.07: Tattling on a whole new level
- 2010.01.04: Okay, one last thing about Christmas
- 2009.12.31: When I grow up...
- 2009.12.30: The Science of Believing
- 2009.12.28: Laundry and dependency
- 2009.12.27: Snowed In
- 2009.12.23: A Christmas Wish for Farley. And also for my mental health.
- 2009.12.18: Man vs. wild
- 2009.12.13: Phone Codes - one of the many differences in men talk versus women talk
- 2009.12.09: I guess you can't believe everything you see in the movies
- 2009.12.07: Don't Mess with my Steam, y'all!
- 2009.12.02: Work - it's overrated, and apparently, I can't handle it
- 2009.11.29: They'll make it out of anything
- 2009.11.25: The 24-hour dream cycle
- 2009.11.23: Laughing out loud at church is apparently frowned upon
- 2009.11.23: Thanksgiving Part Two - the menu (Part three will probably be all the thanks part)
- 2009.11.19: Spinning, only slightly less dangerous than cliff diving
- 2009.11.18: Thanksgiving Menu - Part One
- 2009.11.16: Rainy days and Mondays always bring me down. Well, no, just this particular Monday and I'm good with rainy days.
- 2009.11.12: Cleaning Solutions
- 2009.11.10: I think we're doing okay as parents so far
- 2009.11.09: Fun kid questions I never thought I'd have to explain
- 2009.11.06: tis the season...already?
- 2009.11.04: The kid is starting to freak me out...
- 2009.11.04: Never fear, super nosey neighbor is here!
- 2009.11.03: How to make a quick buck according to a 7-year-old
- 2009.11.01: Remember when I said no more shots?
- 2009.10.30: Halloween, it's not just for kids anymore
- 2009.10.29: Teaching the teacher
- 2009.10.27: An intellectual Mom's ability to articulate the craft of motherhood
- 2009.10.22: Phi Slamma Jamma Mammagramma
- 2009.10.21: Kids - 1 Girlfriends - 0
- 2009.10.20: I've got answers and then some
- 2009.10.11: Annual Visit Questions
- 2009.10.08: Do superheroes and villains have siblings?
- 2009.10.07: Mama's cooking 101
- 2009.10.05: As God as my witness - I'll never have cold feet again!
- 2009.10.02: Another three-way - yay!
- 2009.09.28: Be Nice
- 2009.09.27: This girl should be on the next box of Wheaties
- 2009.09.25: Maybe its my tone...
- 2009.09.23: Adventure Scrapbooking
- 2009.09.16: Cake - It's what's for dinner.
- 2009.09.13: Burning calories in the Ice Cream Capital of the WORLD, y'all.
- 2009.09.12: Just when I think I've embraced the Bike, the Bike doesn't like me.
- 2009.09.11: We're going in...
- 2009.09.10: The Birthday hangover for Survival Year #7
- 2009.09.09: Before and After - Day and Night
- 2009.09.07: Dance baby Dance!
- 2009.09.02: Bike Route Hunting - Triathlon meet your match: The JulzHOLLA and Leslie Show
- 2009.08.30: Our First Triathlonish thing
- 2009.08.30: Toilet talk for the stars
- 2009.08.27: The secrets of a Triathlete revealed
- 2009.08.25: Tri it
- 2009.08.17: The simple joys of life
- 2009.08.10: How you know you're in Nebraska
- 2009.07.31: Kid talk
- 2009.07.31: Lucy means "light" or, "I'm smarter than my mom...again"
- 2009.07.27: Anniversary
- 2009.07.22: I'm THAT Mom
- 2009.07.20: The good news is, I got the bleeding to stop.
- 2009.07.14: People Watching at the Zoo
- 2009.07.06: Locker room Talk
- 2009.06.30: Cleaning House
- 2009.06.26: Halfway to Christmas! Again.
- 2009.06.24: Wah-Wah-Wah!
- 2009.06.23: Who called the authorities on me, y'all?
- 2009.06.19: I'm starting to channel this woman again
- 2009.06.17: Circle Up
- 2009.06.12: On a good note
- 2009.06.09: Enough about those kids, let's talk about ME!
- 2009.06.08: Read a book. Save the world. Save my sanity.
- 2009.06.07: Hi, I'm looking for my daughter.
- 2009.06.01: Day One of my Super Duper commitment to my children. Commit me now.
- 2009.05.31: Leave a Message
- 2009.05.26: Wicked - again.
- 2009.05.26: Dr. MOTR is in - jon and kate plus suck it up
- 2009.05.23: Swimsuit Shopping with a 6 year-old - a glimpse into my future with a teenager
- 2009.05.21: Oh thank you summer time with your balmy highs in the 70s right now
- 2009.05.20: Wicked Awesome
- 2009.05.19: Fine, ride in on your chariot...
- 2009.05.17: Career Choices
- 2009.05.15: Neighborly love - watch your limbs
- 2009.05.12: A convo with my lady doctor
- 2009.05.11: In the name of safety - please sign my petition of COMMON SENSE, y'all!
- 2009.05.10: Happy Mother's Day 2009 - itouched
- 2009.05.08: Off my rocker
- 2009.05.07: Poop...again.
- 2009.04.30: Announcing our newest arrival
- 2009.04.28: U-Day
- 2009.04.24: It's Business Card Time
- 2009.04.23: Censoring censorship
- 2009.04.21: To hair is human.
- 2009.04.21: Elvis is ruining everything!
- 2009.04.20: Stickin up for Momma
- 2009.04.17: Still Roadtripping - Or love, algaebraic equations, and the Arches
- 2009.04.16: What day of the trip is it again? Or river deep, mountain high. Or love, algaebraic equations, and the Arches
- 2009.04.16: Day 3 - Road Trip Roughing it
- 2009.04.14: Day Two - barf buckets, memory lane, and "I thought kids were way more pliable than that."
- 2009.04.13: Are we there yet? NO! Part two of what the kids call "Still Day One"
- 2009.04.12: Nothing brings a family together like a roadtrip
- 2009.04.10: Farley the Wonderdog strikes again. And again. And again.
- 2009.04.08: Bare With Me
- 2009.04.02: Eligibility is up. It's time to retire her jersey.
- 2009.04.02: My Contribution to the Auto Industry Bail Out
- 2009.03.31: Age Rage
- 2009.03.31: Great day
- 2009.03.27: Dream Home
- 2009.03.26: The zoo-part two-this is our view.
- 2009.03.23: The divine secrets of the sisterhood of Moms on the Rocks
- 2009.03.23: Zoo fun - Part One
- 2009.03.19: March Madness off the court
- 2009.03.19: "I never thought of it that way"
- 2009.03.17: Who knew a comedian could be so eloquent, articulate, and RIGHT!?
- 2009.03.16: Reinventing the wheel, woops, I mean closet.
- 2009.03.13: Have you met my new boyfriend?
- 2009.03.11: Sleepover Hangover
- 2009.03.10: "Yes Ma'am - I called to tell you that you're old!"
- 2009.03.06: Hanging up my denial of hang-up
- 2009.03.05: Wallflowers
- 2009.03.04: God Bless the school phonebook
- 2009.03.03: When to dump him.
- 2009.03.02: Hot Date
- 2009.02.24: Octogone. Please, can we make that happen?
- 2009.02.22: Quitter - it's a family tradition
- 2009.02.20: How to silence and shock the Mom on the Rock and leave her speechless
- 2009.02.16: Freakshow in the steamroom....again!
- 2009.02.14: Stocking up
- 2009.02.11: Happy Valentine's Dayness
- 2009.02.11: Laughter at the price of someone else's pain. Whatever it takes, y'all. Whatever it takes.
- 2009.02.04: Truth from the mouths of babes
- 2009.02.03: MOM - FO LIFE
- 2009.02.02: Today I love my Phelps just a little bit more.
- 2009.01.24: Girrrllll, You done gone and lost yo mind!
- 2009.01.22: Word from the underground. Or - in Ricardo's view.
- 2009.01.20: Marley & Me. Woops, I mean FARLEY & Me.
- 2009.01.16: Tom Cruise was right on this one????
- 2009.01.14: Sing along with me: "Baby it's effn COLD OUTSIDE!"
- 2009.01.14: Mom is back on the Rocks
- 2009.01.02: Disloyalty is about to happen, please hold while we farm out our bidnez.
- 2009.01.01: Happy New Year
- 2008.12.30: When can I get a sick day up in here!?
- 2008.12.29: Back to breathing again
- 2008.12.25: Stupid Santa and all your coordinating.
- 2008.12.22: Farley and Clarification - a holiday message
- 2008.12.20: Would the real Santa please stand up?
- 2008.12.15: Smarty Pants
- 2008.12.11: What, me? Mother of the Year, AGAIN!? Wait, is this the Darwin version?
- 2008.12.11: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me - wait, nope, still shame on you.
- 2008.12.07: Christmas Correspondence
- 2008.12.02: I survived Black Friday and all I got was this tshirt, and a bruise.
- 2008.11.25: Mars and Venus without the other little planets at the dinner table.
- 2008.11.25: A list of what I'm thankful for - because I heart Lists.
- 2008.11.23: YMCA...that's a low-budgetary institution, right? So why are they robbing me? And why am I letting them?
- 2008.11.21: Boys will be boys will be their fathers
- 2008.11.20: Anxiety
- 2008.11.18: I heart Christmas Music! So back your Fa-La-La-La the hell up.
- 2008.11.17: Fat & Happy
- 2008.11.14:
- 2008.11.13: I've decided to to give in and try some Crack. Who's with me?!
- 2008.11.12: Yet another perk of being a SAHM
- 2008.11.10: I'd say I've proven now that I keep my promises. Wouldn't you?
- 2008.11.07: Walking the walk.
- 2008.11.07: Baby, You've GOT to see this!
- 2008.11.05: I would walk 500 miles, and I would walk 500 more. Just to be the friend who walked 1,000 miles to fall down at your door!
- 2008.11.03: jon and kate plus hair plugs, boob jobs, disney world, hawaii, a ski trip, and the eight children we had to make all that happen for us
- 2008.10.29: The apples don't fall far from this family tree.
- 2008.10.28: Weight Loss sucks cactus.
- 2008.10.26: Max bought me another year - God Bless Us One and All
- 2008.10.21: It's time to Mom-on-the-Rocks the Vote!
- 2008.10.20: Ricardo takes us to his glory days
- 2008.10.13: The Road Rage of a 6-year-old
- 2008.10.12: I'm the effn Tooth Fairy
- 2008.10.10: Punk ass bitches
- 2008.10.06: Hoagies and Grinders, Hoagies and Grinders, Navy Beans, Navy Beans, Meatloaf Sandwich. SLOPPY JOES SLOP-SLOPPY JOES!!
- 2008.10.01: final word
- 2008.10.01: The Game - a second thought.
- 2008.09.30: It took me three days of rest. Can't imagine what the recovery time for an actualy NU football player is after the game.
- 2008.09.26: Hell hath frozeneth overeth - proceed with caution.
- 2008.09.25: Farley the Wonderdog - Volume IX Section 2b
- 2008.09.24: Dollar Sense and Sensibility
- 2008.09.23: Seriously, what we've already forgotten about, people are just beginning.
- 2008.09.21: If only Ike now picked a shocking running mate to buy more time in the media spotlight
- 2008.09.20: Uh-oh - I'm my father.
- 2008.09.19: Closer to Fine
- 2008.09.18: Take care of your fellow mom - you never know when you'll need her to watch your kids.
- 2008.09.17: What do you do all day?
- 2008.09.15: I'm going with Vizzini on this one.
- 2008.09.11: Under my stupid useless umbrella, ella, ella.
- 2008.09.11: Penicillin, anger, redemption and forgiveness
- 2008.09.10: There's something about Magda
- 2008.09.09: Can I get a woop woop?
- 2008.09.06: And, enter Fall.
- 2008.09.03: Cake. It's not just for breakfast, lunch and dinner anymore.
- 2008.09.03: So, I was thinking again....
- 2008.09.01: Common sense - it takes me a while, folks.
- 2008.08.27: The aftertaste of success
- 2008.08.24: It's official, I'm switching teams.
- 2008.08.22: I have the olympic Gold for watching the olympics
- 2008.08.20: If only I could throw a mask on before saving the world
- 2008.08.15: Here's to you Mrs. Olympic Medalist Mom taking care of the kids at the pool.
- 2008.08.10: What's so great about the great outdoors anyways?
- 2008.08.06: Brace yourselves. We're coming to "help".
- 2008.08.01: Grey matters
- 2008.07.21: Superhero-ness
- 2008.07.15: I heart appliances
- 2008.07.10: I knew one day I could laugh at this
- 2008.07.07: The roller coaster called life
- 2008.06.29: The Mommy Dress Code
- 2008.06.25: TODAY IS HALF WAY TO CHRISTMAS! (read in your best shouting voice)
- 2008.06.25: Cancer - I'm against it.
- 2008.06.14: The Last Good One
- 2008.06.08: Meet your French Open Champion
- 2008.06.05: Anyone have an ice bag?
- 2008.06.02: I'm with Mr. Big
- 2008.05.29: Hello Summer. Good bye coffee talk.
- 2008.05.26: Scrapbooking: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
- 2008.05.20: Summer Preparations
- 2008.05.20: My retirement plan
- 2008.05.18: Want a ride on the Farley Express?
- 2008.05.15: Itchy
- 2008.05.14: Do, Do, Do, Da, Da, Da
- 2008.05.11: That's one order of guilt (supersized), and a side of redemption. Would you like fries with that?
- 2008.05.08: You just need two things.
- 2008.05.07: I think I'll move to Australia...
- 2008.05.04: Everyday conversation in a love that will last forever.
- 2008.04.24: Spring Cleaning
- 2008.04.22: Careful what you wish for.
- 2008.04.18: The thing about what kids talk about...
- 2008.04.16: Wrong Again...
- 2008.04.07: Just when you think you know it all...
- 2008.03.25: This girl is ready for college is all I'm sayin.
- 2008.03.18: And the verdict is....
- 2008.03.15: Big Woop
- 2008.03.14: I'm totally into needles. Is that bad?
- 2008.03.12: With a Name like Spitzer...
- 2008.03.11: My job is to make people laugh...I just don't really get paid for it.
- 2008.03.07: Resolute this....
- 2008.03.04: I need some extra Ginkgo Biloba today.
- 2008.02.27: Closure
- 2008.02.18: The Disney Minimalist
- 2008.02.07: Heartburn or something like it.
- 2008.02.03: I told you Sven, I suck at Dodgeball.
- 2008.01.23: I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas
- 2008.01.21: Mickey Mouse On The Rocks
- 2008.01.17: Farley The Wonderdog part W, volume 7256
- 2008.01.16: Day One of our Investment - Basketball
- 2008.01.09: Oh, Dr. Phil, you're lettin me down, bud.
- 2008.01.07: The value of a friend.
- 2008.01.03: Ricardo's other woman...
- 2007.12.31: Happy New Years
- 2007.12.27: Well, I never thought of it that way.
- 2007.12.18: Buenos DIAS!!!!
- 2007.12.12: Poop
- 2007.12.10: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?
- 2007.12.06: Almost Famous
- 2007.11.29: Spreading Christmas Cheer - AND YOU BETTER LIKE IT!
- 2007.11.29: Motivation - It's what's for dinner.
- 2007.11.29: Making my doctor earn every dollar of that co-pay
- 2007.11.27: Wow, you really think you're funny, don't you?
- 2007.11.13: Dessert does NOT have a dual meaning...
- 2007.11.10: "No, I don't need that, I have kids."
- 2007.11.05: WAKEY WAKEY!
- 2007.11.01: Trick or Treat? YOU make the call.
- 2007.10.20: Regret
- 2007.10.09: Follow Up
- 2007.10.04: Dear Tom Cruise...here's proof that you're wrong, as if we needed more proof on that topic. But anyways, I need drugs. Hook a sista up...
- 2007.10.01: Vote For Nick!
- 2007.09.25: Farley the WonderDog Part Three, Vol. 1
- 2007.09.17: Kansas City...here we come!
- 2007.09.13: And cue the enabling
- 2007.09.08: You know you're domesticated when...
- 2007.09.07: I hope I pass Kindergarten...this time...
- 2007.08.30: I'm in the Land of Crazy for about 4 months: PreSeason...part two.
- 2007.08.28: A look into pre-season, my way.
- 2007.08.22: What's the big Secret?
- 2007.08.11: What? You have nothing to do this Wednesday night? Well Have I got an Idear for YOU!
- 2007.08.10: Big Love
- 2007.08.06: Sweet Justice- 4-year-old style
- 2007.08.04: KMart Sucks
- 2007.07.25: Hello Old Friend
- 2007.07.22: Stomach bug, Lady Bug, Man, that kid bugs me.....
- 2007.07.13: It's one thing to be fat (I've been there), but stupid and given air time....puhlease...
- 2007.07.10: Yoga: Zen or Foe?
- 2007.07.01: My girls trip....a photo essay
- 2007.06.29: Why I believe in God, well, one of the reasons.
- 2007.06.29: Boycott Hiltons
- 2007.06.27: Mommy's in a Summer Timeout
- 2007.06.25: Major Day
- 2007.06.14: Silly Love Songs
- 2007.06.11: The History of Ricardo
- 2007.06.05: I'm getting old when...
- 2007.06.03: A Dialogue With Barbie
- 2007.06.01: Culinary Desperation can only turn into Creative Genius
- 2007.05.25: I'm here, I'm pear-shaped, and I'm stayin!
- 2007.05.25: "Now I've looked in the mirror and the worlds getting clearer"
- 2007.05.20: IF IT WEREN'T FOR THOSE DARN KIDS...
- 2007.05.17: Interpersonal Communication 101
- 2007.05.15: Leslie On Stage
- 2007.05.14: Happy Mother's Day
- 2007.05.09: I SWEAR TO YOU, I STALKED, I mean, SAW THIS WOMAN AT THE GYM TODAY!
- 2007.05.06: You Best Git You A Babysitter!
- 2007.05.04: Ike Andee
- 2007.05.03: That's what friends are for.
- 2007.05.01: green thumb you say?
- 2007.04.27: A note of request...
- 2007.04.19: Update
- 2007.04.19: I understand Mommie Dearest's rage. I really do because...
- 2007.04.12: Butt Cramp...It's not just for breakfast anymore.
- 2007.04.10: Giadda no gotta
- 2007.04.09: My child is special because...
- 2007.04.04: The true meaning of the Easter Bunny....
- 2007.04.04: The votes are in...
- 2007.03.30: Time Out
- 2007.03.26: Now Performing on Sunday Nights Live....
- 2007.03.22: My dreams come true and then to an abrupt mood swinging halt
- 2007.03.15: The Worst Birthday Present Ever
- 2007.03.13: Conradt for President
- 2007.03.08: Attn. Jody Conradt and all you othas...
- 2007.03.07: A Win-Win situation
- 2007.03.01: Screw you groundhog and groundhog guy with your stupid hat
- 2007.02.27: Watchoo talkin about!?
- 2007.02.22: I'll have to give her a call...send her some chocolate.
- 2007.02.22: What's the deal?
- 2007.02.19: Buckle the fucking seatbelt - a public service announcement
- 2007.02.13: Terms that literally bug me
- 2007.02.13: Happy Valentine's Day
- 2007.02.13: The beauty of Blogs
- 2007.02.08: Shower Chronicles
- 2007.02.02: We got the packet. Phase 2, the downer
- 2007.01.31: We got the call.
- 2007.01.30: Seriously, I can't make this stuff up
- 2007.01.29: The thing about disorders...
- 2007.01.20: A deep thought
- 2007.01.17: Moms who lie...on the next Jerry Springer
- 2007.01.17: Southern Living
- 2007.01.12: Careful, it's hot.
- 2007.01.12: Dry Humper
- 2007.01.08: "Sir, you can't stalk a stalker!"
- 2007.01.08: Weekend Project, My Ass.
- 2007.01.05: Turning boob envy into my advantage.
- 2007.01.03: Happy Birthday, Mom
- 2007.01.02: I resolve to kiss off all resolutions....
- 2006.12.28: Holiday Reflections
- 2006.12.26: I wish I had the capacity to make this stuff up.
- 2006.12.26: Gracious Children
- 2006.12.21: Road Trip notes
- 2006.12.20: A note to a Mom of twins -
- 2006.12.13: I eat, therefore I run.
- 2006.12.08: A quote from the wise Max:
- 2006.12.08: I've got the giggles at the gym again
- 2006.12.06: OH I KNOW YOU DID NOT JUST LEAVE ME HERE!
- 2006.12.06: Lucy's perspective on Christmas
- 2006.12.03: Touche`, my friend, touche`.
- 2006.12.02: The never ending mystery at my house
- 2006.11.30: And....END SCENE!
- 2006.11.28: Takin A Ride on the Sin Wagon...
- 2006.11.27: Got game? Why, yes I do.
- 2006.11.23: What I'm thankful for, A Tribute and semi pictorial essay.
- 2006.11.22: Giving thanks
- 2006.11.20: Deadlines
- 2006.11.16: Size Matters
- 2006.11.13: The Thing about Butt Crack
- 2006.11.11: Hunny, where is the spare tire on the minivan?
- 2006.11.08: Center For Disease Control do you copy?
- 2006.11.04: A little thing called Genius found in an Elementary School AND with NASCAR
- 2006.11.01: Posting my resume
- 2006.10.26: Yet another Nebraska Football Moment
- 2006.10.24: Out Sick, Please Forward all calls to my co-worker: DADDY!
- 2006.10.20: Reliving Childhood taken just a little too far
- 2006.10.15: Dreaming
- 2006.10.15: Doing the SALSA!
- 2006.10.09: Happy Columbus Day!
- 2006.10.05: Marital Bliss
- 2006.10.05: Stir Frequently
- 2006.10.03: Comment on Dr. Phil here
- 2006.10.03: Bless Your Heart
- 2006.10.01: Six Degrees of Dr. Phil
- 2006.09.26: The thing about friends
- 2006.09.16: Watching trainwrecks
- 2006.09.12: Ten Points Of Light to Grocery shopping: My very own little effective use of OCD
- 2006.09.12: How other people's OCD can benefit you, but mostly just me
- 2006.09.07: GR8 XSCAPE
- 2006.09.05: The thing about birthday parties...
- 2006.08.31: What separates Dr. Seuss from the Frat Boys
- 2006.08.29: Terms you can't find in a dictionary, well an accredited one anyways
- 2006.08.24: This kid will need therapy later
- 2006.08.22: Thanks for thinking of us!
- 2006.08.21: The REAL Greatest show on Earth
- 2006.08.17: Putting the func back in dysfunctional
- 2006.08.16: Random light and funny things
- 2006.08.16: I've met THE ONE
- 2006.08.16: Competitive Loser
- 2006.08.02: Same 3 year-old, different day
- 2006.08.01: Dialogue with a 3-year-old
- 2006.08.01: A note of thanks
- 2006.08.01: More Bodily Function Fun
- 2006.08.01: A letter to a former professor
- 2006.08.01: Omar the Tent Maker still in business
- 2006.08.01: The Gym Grump...that's too nice...The Gym Biotch
- 2006.08.01: Give that woman her proppas
- 2006.08.01: Do you want me to call your priest?
- 2006.08.01: My Dad
- 2006.08.01: Caffeine, the other white meat
- 2006.08.01: "I'm not comfortable around kids."
- 2006.08.01: I am pasty, hear me roar.
- 2006.08.01: Mission Mother's Day 2006
- 2006.08.01: The Original Mom On The Rocks inspiration
- 2006.08.01: Mother's Day props
- 2006.08.01: Mother's Day...a tribute to me.
- 2006.08.01: Hey Xzibit,Pimp this ride!
- 2006.08.01: Honey, guess what, I've met someone Online!
- 2006.08.01: Goodbye sweet friend....seriously, leave...go...get out!
- 2006.08.01: Bean quarantine
- 2006.08.01: Goodbye sweet friend
- 2006.08.01: The Logistics of Motherhood
- 2006.08.01: Are you kidding, it's all in a book?
- 2006.08.01: Mushy Day of Celebration Gone Wild
- 2006.08.01: "Let me sum up"
- 2006.08.01: Farley, the wonder dog. Defying the laws of medicine (Part Two, Volume 1)
- 2006.08.01: Having a day
- 2006.08.01: Farley, the wonder dog. Just an introduction (Part One, Volume 1)
- 2006.08.01: Today is the best day of my life.
- 2006.08.01: Spousal Abuse...sort of.
- 2006.08.01: Naked people, unite...somewhere else please!
- 2006.08.01: Dear Marathon Running, Physical Theraping, Olympic Qualifying, Personal Trainer,
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