Archives
- 2009.01.02: Disloyalty is about to happen, please hold while we farm out our bidnez.
- 2009.01.01: Happy New Year
- 2008.12.30: When can I get a sick day up in here!?
- 2008.12.29: Back to breathing again
- 2008.12.25: Stupid Santa and all your coordinating.
- 2008.12.22: Farley and Clarification - a holiday message
- 2008.12.20: Would the real Santa please stand up?
- 2008.12.15: Smarty Pants
- 2008.12.11: What, me? Mother of the Year, AGAIN!? Wait, is this the Darwin version?
- 2008.12.11: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me - wait, nope, still shame on you.
- 2008.12.07: Christmas Correspondence
- 2008.12.02: I survived Black Friday and all I got was this tshirt, and a bruise.
- 2008.11.25: Mars and Venus without the other little planets at the dinner table.
- 2008.11.25: A list of what I'm thankful for - because I heart Lists.
- 2008.11.23: YMCA...that's a low-budgetary institution, right? So why are they robbing me? And why am I letting them?
- 2008.11.21: Boys will be boys will be their fathers
- 2008.11.20: Anxiety
- 2008.11.18: I heart Christmas Music! So back your Fa-La-La-La the hell up.
- 2008.11.17: Fat & Happy
- 2008.11.14:
- 2008.11.13: I've decided to to give in and try some Crack. Who's with me?!
- 2008.11.12: Yet another perk of being a SAHM
- 2008.11.10: I'd say I've proven now that I keep my promises. Wouldn't you?
- 2008.11.07: Walking the walk.
- 2008.11.07: Baby, You've GOT to see this!
- 2008.11.05: I would walk 500 miles, and I would walk 500 more. Just to be the friend who walked 1,000 miles to fall down at your door!
- 2008.11.03: jon and kate plus hair plugs, boob jobs, disney world, hawaii, a ski trip, and the eight children we had to make all that happen for us
- 2008.10.29: The apples don't fall far from this family tree.
- 2008.10.28: Weight Loss sucks cactus.
- 2008.10.26: Max bought me another year - God Bless Us One and All
- 2008.10.21: It's time to Mom-on-the-Rocks the Vote!
- 2008.10.20: Ricardo takes us to his glory days
- 2008.10.13: The Road Rage of a 6-year-old
- 2008.10.12: I'm the effn Tooth Fairy
- 2008.10.10: Punk ass bitches
- 2008.10.06: Hoagies and Grinders, Hoagies and Grinders, Navy Beans, Navy Beans, Meatloaf Sandwich. SLOPPY JOES SLOP-SLOPPY JOES!!
- 2008.10.01: final word
- 2008.10.01: The Game - a second thought.
- 2008.09.30: It took me three days of rest. Can't imagine what the recovery time for an actualy NU football player is after the game.
- 2008.09.26: Hell hath frozeneth overeth - proceed with caution.
- 2008.09.25: Farley the Wonderdog - Volume IX Section 2b
- 2008.09.24: Dollar Sense and Sensibility
- 2008.09.23: Seriously, what we've already forgotten about, people are just beginning.
- 2008.09.21: If only Ike now picked a shocking running mate to buy more time in the media spotlight
- 2008.09.20: Uh-oh - I'm my father.
- 2008.09.19: Closer to Fine
- 2008.09.18: Take care of your fellow mom - you never know when you'll need her to watch your kids.
- 2008.09.17: What do you do all day?
- 2008.09.15: I'm going with Vizzini on this one.
- 2008.09.11: Under my stupid useless umbrella, ella, ella.
- 2008.09.11: Penicillin, anger, redemption and forgiveness
- 2008.09.10: There's something about Magda
- 2008.09.09: Can I get a woop woop?
- 2008.09.06: And, enter Fall.
- 2008.09.03: Cake. It's not just for breakfast, lunch and dinner anymore.
- 2008.09.03: So, I was thinking again....
- 2008.09.01: Common sense - it takes me a while, folks.
- 2008.08.27: The aftertaste of success
- 2008.08.24: It's official, I'm switching teams.
- 2008.08.22: I have the olympic Gold for watching the olympics
- 2008.08.20: If only I could throw a mask on before saving the world
- 2008.08.15: Here's to you Mrs. Olympic Medalist Mom taking care of the kids at the pool.
- 2008.08.10: What's so great about the great outdoors anyways?
- 2008.08.06: Brace yourselves. We're coming to "help".
- 2008.08.01: Grey matters
- 2008.07.21: Superhero-ness
- 2008.07.15: I heart appliances
- 2008.07.10: I knew one day I could laugh at this
- 2008.07.07: The roller coaster called life
- 2008.06.29: The Mommy Dress Code
- 2008.06.25: TODAY IS HALF WAY TO CHRISTMAS! (read in your best shouting voice)
- 2008.06.25: Cancer - I'm against it.
- 2008.06.14: The Last Good One
- 2008.06.08: Meet your French Open Champion
- 2008.06.05: Anyone have an ice bag?
- 2008.06.02: I'm with Mr. Big
- 2008.05.29: Hello Summer. Good bye coffee talk.
- 2008.05.26: Scrapbooking: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
- 2008.05.20: Summer Preparations
- 2008.05.20: My retirement plan
- 2008.05.18: Want a ride on the Farley Express?
- 2008.05.15: Itchy
- 2008.05.14: Do, Do, Do, Da, Da, Da
- 2008.05.11: That's one order of guilt (supersized), and a side of redemption. Would you like fries with that?
- 2008.05.08: You just need two things.
- 2008.05.07: I think I'll move to Australia...
- 2008.05.04: Everyday conversation in a love that will last forever.
- 2008.04.24: Spring Cleaning
- 2008.04.22: Careful what you wish for.
- 2008.04.18: The thing about what kids talk about...
- 2008.04.16: Wrong Again...
- 2008.04.07: Just when you think you know it all...
- 2008.03.25: This girl is ready for college is all I'm sayin.
- 2008.03.18: And the verdict is....
- 2008.03.15: Big Woop
- 2008.03.14: I'm totally into needles. Is that bad?
- 2008.03.12: With a Name like Spitzer...
- 2008.03.11: My job is to make people laugh...I just don't really get paid for it.
- 2008.03.07: Resolute this....
- 2008.03.04: I need some extra Ginkgo Biloba today.
- 2008.02.27: Closure
- 2008.02.18: The Disney Minimalist
- 2008.02.07: Heartburn or something like it.
- 2008.02.03: I told you Sven, I suck at Dodgeball.
- 2008.01.23: I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas
- 2008.01.21: Mickey Mouse On The Rocks
- 2008.01.17: Farley The Wonderdog part W, volume 7256
- 2008.01.16: Day One of our Investment - Basketball
- 2008.01.09: Oh, Dr. Phil, you're lettin me down, bud.
- 2008.01.07: The value of a friend.
- 2008.01.03: Ricardo's other woman...
- 2007.12.31: Happy New Years
- 2007.12.27: Well, I never thought of it that way.
- 2007.12.18: Buenos DIAS!!!!
- 2007.12.12: Poop
- 2007.12.10: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?
- 2007.12.06: Almost Famous
- 2007.11.29: Spreading Christmas Cheer - AND YOU BETTER LIKE IT!
- 2007.11.29: Motivation - It's what's for dinner.
- 2007.11.29: Making my doctor earn every dollar of that co-pay
- 2007.11.27: Wow, you really think you're funny, don't you?
- 2007.11.13: Dessert does NOT have a dual meaning...
- 2007.11.10: "No, I don't need that, I have kids."
- 2007.11.05: WAKEY WAKEY!
- 2007.11.01: Trick or Treat? YOU make the call.
- 2007.10.20: Regret
- 2007.10.09: Follow Up
- 2007.10.04: Dear Tom Cruise...here's proof that you're wrong, as if we needed more proof on that topic. But anyways, I need drugs. Hook a sista up...
- 2007.10.01: Vote For Nick!
- 2007.09.25: Farley the WonderDog Part Three, Vol. 1
- 2007.09.17: Kansas City...here we come!
- 2007.09.13: And cue the enabling
- 2007.09.08: You know you're domesticated when...
- 2007.09.07: I hope I pass Kindergarten...this time...
- 2007.08.30: I'm in the Land of Crazy for about 4 months: PreSeason...part two.
- 2007.08.28: A look into pre-season, my way.
- 2007.08.22: What's the big Secret?
- 2007.08.11: What? You have nothing to do this Wednesday night? Well Have I got an Idear for YOU!
- 2007.08.10: Big Love
- 2007.08.06: Sweet Justice- 4-year-old style
- 2007.08.04: KMart Sucks
- 2007.07.25: Hello Old Friend
- 2007.07.22: Stomach bug, Lady Bug, Man, that kid bugs me.....
- 2007.07.13: It's one thing to be fat (I've been there), but stupid and given air time....puhlease...
- 2007.07.10: Yoga: Zen or Foe?
- 2007.07.01: My girls trip....a photo essay
- 2007.06.29: Why I believe in God, well, one of the reasons.
- 2007.06.29: Boycott Hiltons
- 2007.06.27: Mommy's in a Summer Timeout
- 2007.06.25: Major Day
- 2007.06.14: Silly Love Songs
- 2007.06.11: The History of Ricardo
- 2007.06.05: I'm getting old when...
- 2007.06.03: A Dialogue With Barbie
- 2007.06.01: Culinary Desperation can only turn into Creative Genius
- 2007.05.25: I'm here, I'm pear-shaped, and I'm stayin!
- 2007.05.25: "Now I've looked in the mirror and the worlds getting clearer"
- 2007.05.20: IF IT WEREN'T FOR THOSE DARN KIDS...
- 2007.05.17: Interpersonal Communication 101
- 2007.05.15: Leslie On Stage
- 2007.05.14: Happy Mother's Day
- 2007.05.09: I SWEAR TO YOU, I STALKED, I mean, SAW THIS WOMAN AT THE GYM TODAY!
- 2007.05.06: You Best Git You A Babysitter!
- 2007.05.04: Ike Andee
- 2007.05.03: That's what friends are for.
- 2007.05.01: green thumb you say?
- 2007.04.27: A note of request...
- 2007.04.19: Update
- 2007.04.19: I understand Mommie Dearest's rage. I really do because...
- 2007.04.12: Butt Cramp...It's not just for breakfast anymore.
- 2007.04.10: Giadda no gotta
- 2007.04.09: My child is special because...
- 2007.04.04: The true meaning of the Easter Bunny....
- 2007.04.04: The votes are in...
- 2007.03.30: Time Out
- 2007.03.26: Now Performing on Sunday Nights Live....
- 2007.03.22: My dreams come true and then to an abrupt mood swinging halt
- 2007.03.15: The Worst Birthday Present Ever
- 2007.03.13: Conradt for President
- 2007.03.08: Attn. Jody Conradt and all you othas...
- 2007.03.07: A Win-Win situation
- 2007.03.01: Screw you groundhog and groundhog guy with your stupid hat
- 2007.02.27: Watchoo talkin about!?
- 2007.02.22: I'll have to give her a call...send her some chocolate.
- 2007.02.22: What's the deal?
- 2007.02.19: Buckle the fucking seatbelt - a public service announcement
- 2007.02.13: Terms that literally bug me
- 2007.02.13: Happy Valentine's Day
- 2007.02.13: The beauty of Blogs
- 2007.02.08: Shower Chronicles
- 2007.02.02: We got the packet. Phase 2, the downer
- 2007.01.31: We got the call.
- 2007.01.30: Seriously, I can't make this stuff up
- 2007.01.29: The thing about disorders...
- 2007.01.20: A deep thought
- 2007.01.17: Moms who lie...on the next Jerry Springer
- 2007.01.17: Southern Living
- 2007.01.12: Careful, it's hot.
- 2007.01.12: Dry Humper
- 2007.01.08: "Sir, you can't stalk a stalker!"
- 2007.01.08: Weekend Project, My Ass.
- 2007.01.05: Turning boob envy into my advantage.
- 2007.01.03: Happy Birthday, Mom
- 2007.01.02: I resolve to kiss off all resolutions....
- 2006.12.28: Holiday Reflections
- 2006.12.26: I wish I had the capacity to make this stuff up.
- 2006.12.26: Gracious Children
- 2006.12.21: Road Trip notes
- 2006.12.20: A note to a Mom of twins -
- 2006.12.13: I eat, therefore I run.
- 2006.12.08: A quote from the wise Max:
- 2006.12.08: I've got the giggles at the gym again
- 2006.12.06: OH I KNOW YOU DID NOT JUST LEAVE ME HERE!
- 2006.12.06: Lucy's perspective on Christmas
- 2006.12.03: Touche`, my friend, touche`.
- 2006.12.02: The never ending mystery at my house
- 2006.11.30: And....END SCENE!
- 2006.11.28: Takin A Ride on the Sin Wagon...
- 2006.11.27: Got game? Why, yes I do.
- 2006.11.23: What I'm thankful for, A Tribute and semi pictorial essay.
- 2006.11.22: Giving thanks
- 2006.11.20: Deadlines
- 2006.11.16: Size Matters
- 2006.11.13: The Thing about Butt Crack
- 2006.11.11: Hunny, where is the spare tire on the minivan?
- 2006.11.08: Center For Disease Control do you copy?
- 2006.11.04: A little thing called Genius found in an Elementary School AND with NASCAR
- 2006.11.01: Posting my resume
- 2006.10.26: Yet another Nebraska Football Moment
- 2006.10.24: Out Sick, Please Forward all calls to my co-worker: DADDY!
- 2006.10.20: Reliving Childhood taken just a little too far
- 2006.10.15: Dreaming
- 2006.10.15: Doing the SALSA!
- 2006.10.09: Happy Columbus Day!
- 2006.10.05: Marital Bliss
- 2006.10.05: Stir Frequently
- 2006.10.03: Comment on Dr. Phil here
- 2006.10.03: Bless Your Heart
- 2006.10.01: Six Degrees of Dr. Phil
- 2006.09.26: The thing about friends
- 2006.09.16: Watching trainwrecks
- 2006.09.12: Ten Points Of Light to Grocery shopping: My very own little effective use of OCD
- 2006.09.12: How other people's OCD can benefit you, but mostly just me
- 2006.09.07: GR8 XSCAPE
- 2006.09.05: The thing about birthday parties...
- 2006.08.31: What separates Dr. Seuss from the Frat Boys
- 2006.08.29: Terms you can't find in a dictionary, well an accredited one anyways
- 2006.08.24: This kid will need therapy later
- 2006.08.22: Thanks for thinking of us!
- 2006.08.21: The REAL Greatest show on Earth
- 2006.08.17: Putting the func back in dysfunctional
- 2006.08.16: Random light and funny things
- 2006.08.16: I've met THE ONE
- 2006.08.16: Competitive Loser
- 2006.08.02: Same 3 year-old, different day
- 2006.08.01: Dialogue with a 3-year-old
- 2006.08.01: A note of thanks
- 2006.08.01: More Bodily Function Fun
- 2006.08.01: A letter to a former professor
- 2006.08.01: Omar the Tent Maker still in business
- 2006.08.01: The Gym Grump...that's too nice...The Gym Biotch
- 2006.08.01: Give that woman her proppas
- 2006.08.01: Do you want me to call your priest?
- 2006.08.01: My Dad
- 2006.08.01: Caffeine, the other white meat
- 2006.08.01: "I'm not comfortable around kids."
- 2006.08.01: I am pasty, hear me roar.
- 2006.08.01: Mission Mother's Day 2006
- 2006.08.01: The Original Mom On The Rocks inspiration
- 2006.08.01: Mother's Day props
- 2006.08.01: Mother's Day...a tribute to me.
- 2006.08.01: Hey Xzibit,Pimp this ride!
- 2006.08.01: Honey, guess what, I've met someone Online!
- 2006.08.01: Goodbye sweet friend....seriously, leave...go...get out!
- 2006.08.01: Bean quarantine
- 2006.08.01: Goodbye sweet friend
- 2006.08.01: The Logistics of Motherhood
- 2006.08.01: Are you kidding, it's all in a book?
- 2006.08.01: Mushy Day of Celebration Gone Wild
- 2006.08.01: "Let me sum up"
- 2006.08.01: Farley, the wonder dog. Defying the laws of medicine (Part Two, Volume 1)
- 2006.08.01: Having a day
- 2006.08.01: Farley, the wonder dog. Just an introduction (Part One, Volume 1)
- 2006.08.01: Today is the best day of my life.
- 2006.08.01: Spousal Abuse...sort of.
- 2006.08.01: Naked people, unite...somewhere else please!
- 2006.08.01: Dear Marathon Running, Physical Theraping, Olympic Qualifying, Personal Trainer,
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