The other day, Ricardo and I were up at the school. Maybe I AM up there ALL THE TIME. We were waiting to watch the kids' program. Parents were filing in. It was first thing in the morning, so we had to listen to the announcements, and then stand up and say the Pledge of Allegiance. I can't remember the last time I said the Pledge. But in typical "I don't wanna go to the principal's office" I stood up, hand on heart and totally nailed the Pledge perfectly! It's the little things folks.
So, we're sitting down after this fun and beautiful moment of citing the Pledge of Allegiance. And he's apparently seen a parent come in, I guess, leans over and whispers, "The only thing I request from you is that you don't dress like an off-duty stripper when you come to school."
"I never really considered strippers being off-duty. Is there a union for that?"
"I don't know. I'll Google it."
"And it wasn't in the vows that I not dress like that, but I suppose I can add that amendment to our marital constitution, pending this is your only request."
"Fair enough."
Then the show started.
Y'all don't be jealous. You too can have this relationship.
That's how I roll.
Song of the Day: Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros [feat. Rhymenocerous and the Hiphopopotamus] - Flight of the Conchords
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