The other night, I was at a fun jewelry party with a friend. I only knew a handful of the ladies there. They are my pal's pals, but they let me hang out with them on occasion. I was trying to be on my best behavior.
One of the girls I didn't know, but looked familiar (which really doesn't matter because I can't remember names anyways) asked if I worked out at Prairie Life. Why, yes I do. And then I remembered where I knew her from, "Don't you work out with Dry Humper?"
Woops. I'm just meeting this woman, and it's not my party to offend the guests and all, but it just slipped out.
She was completely unfazed, "Yes, I do. Do you call him that because of the way he stretches people?"
Would there be another reason to call him that? I'm just sayin.
"Yes. Yes, I do."
We shared a laugh because we were surrounded by ladies who do not go to our gym, and were intrigued by the getting-to-know you dialogue occurring before them.
And then, in all seriousness, she really meant this - she takes it to another level of awkwardness with,
"He really is totally like the BEST STRETCHER." Complete straight face.
Oh no she did not. Yep she did. I love it when I get one-upped with awkward moments.
That's how I roll.
