The other day, while running by the breakfast table, I glanced over and saw Lucy making out with her muffins and yogurt. Absolute kissing on a muffin. A muffin. It gave a whole new meaning to loving your food. It was grossing me out. And like they say when you're dying, the register of what this girl could have potentially witnessed to instigate this new blueberry crumble boyfriend make out session flashed before my eyes.
What if it was Ricardo and I? Oh God. Maybe they just saw something on tv. Let's be real here, the odds of the latter situation are more likely. Because that would be MUCH better, sure. They pretty much stick to Disney and Nickelodeon but that Zoey 101 IS pregnant... And we have parent controls on their computer right? All that in less than a second.
So, I gave her the That's-inappropriate-behavior-and-you-know-it-look. And she just said, "What? That's how they do it with Ferrero Rocher commercials!"
Thank God those Herbal Essences commercials are gone. That one would have been weird.
I'm just glad it's not my fault. I mean really, how am I supposed to filter and child-proof chocolate commercials?
So I explained that chocolate is a whole different level than blueberry muffins. And we went on with our day.
That's how I roll.
Hahahahahahaha!!!! Thanks for the laugh little Lucy - oh and to your mom for re-telling the story. : )
I'm so glad you cleared that up for the poor girl. Only chocolate makeout sessions allowed!
Ok, on an unrelated, but odd note, the Captcha words I have to type in to post this are "Mr" and "Bushmen." Just sayin'.