If it has to come to this, then so be it.
I've been busy setting up classes and driving to work, examining my zipper and very important stuff like that. So busy, that I've cut my workout quite a bit. I just haven't figured out a good schedule yet.
So, after I forced myself - and the kids - to the gym to meet Ricardo for a run, I didn't wanna run. Uggh! However, my precious steamroom was fixed now, and my new incentive.
Ricardo and I had a fairly good run. To pass the time, I like to talk. Poor Ricardo, one day, he's just going to start running faster. Once I ran out of things to say, we stopped: 3 miles. It was then time for my beloved steam. I'd saved up for this. I did the run. And I'd planned meticulously, allotting for ample time to steam steam steam. Two, maybe three, even perhaps four steams. I could relax and warm up and it was going to be so delightful!
I got all of my towels around me, and got to the steam room, there were other ladies in there. The nerve. What? I gotta share my steam!? I found a seat and then noticed some awkward and repetitious movement. What the hell? This lady with nothing but her underbriefs was doing her ab workout - IN MY STEAMROOM! I have a long term relationship with this steamroom and stretching and weird things going on. But this lady - she took it to a whole new level. Leg lifts and ab crunches - naked.
I thought not to stare, and tried to not let this weird thing ruin my glorious moment of luxury and sweat. So, I closed my eyes and started to relax. The steam came on and I was so happy. And then the steam stopped and I could hear the woman doing her workout. By hear, I mean, there's a reason you shouldn't workout naked on a stone bench in a steamroom. I could hear her skin farting. FARTING, y'all!!! You know, like how you make a fart sound on your armpit - except this was no armpit. GROSS.
I figured I'd wait her out. I am the queen of steams, and she's working out - surely this can't last much longer. Then the other two ladies left. And I got a little creeped out that it was just me and naked abs of steel over there. I couldn't take it anymore, and I left. Defeated, and only sub-heated.
I showered, and even shaved my legs - which takes a while. They are long and wide. It's a lot of surface area to cover with a little razor. I dried off, got lotion on and then, naked abs of steel walked out of my steamroom. WHAT!? She was in there for well over 45 minutes...working out.
I'm changing my steam time.
Do NOT disrespect the steamroom with activity.
That's how I roll.
Great post!