Well, I'm guessing from the title, that I just weeded out all male readers. And if there's still some, perhaps they think I'm going to the dentist. But I do that TWICE a year. So....
I'm going to my annual check up next week. You know - the ones in the stirrups. Mmmmhmmmm. You're welcome for the visual. As seen here, here, here, but mostly here, me and my lady doctor are bffs. Or, I just try to make the best of a really icky visit. We'll be having a lovely convo about my first ever mammogram that's due up to bat this year. I promised I'd open the blog up to questions. So, please post your questions that you're too embarassed to ask your own doctor. I will ask mine for you. We are straight up. I ask it. She pauses to muffle the laugh and then tells it like it is.
So, post your questions. Don't ask any freaky pervertedness. That's for your other doctor. You're therapist. Please keep them appropriate. Anything you've ever wanted to ask Dr. Lady Bits. Bring it on.
How do you tell a 'uh-oh' lump from a regular lump? Really, these are the things that I think about at night.
How do I talk my husband into getting himself taken care of (baby-making wise) so that I don't have to continue doing hormone hide and seek?
which birth control affects your bodies chemistry the least? Of course I am talking about the ones that actually work. I am considering an IUD. Don't want birth control pill or condoms. Thanks sis
Yah...my question is why does the "hair down there' seem to grow twice as fast as anywhere else on your body? Every time I go for a swim it's like I gotta take care of business in the bikini area first....(and I'm not even Italian!)
OK, first I second Jen's question. Seriously; can we not just have a permanent hair removal? Also, for either your doc or any of your ladies out there, what can you tell me about the essure procedure? Should I just have my hubby get snipped instead?
Having the hubby get snipped was the best idea HE has ever had. And I truly truly mean that. You did enough with labor and birthing, and nine months of carrying a bowling ball in your pelvis. The snipping procedure isn't even painful, it's 'uncomfortable' for about a day. And then there's the fun of trying to get those double negative test results...
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