I went out with friends last night to celebrate a pal's birthday. When we got back to my house, and relieved Ricardo of babysitting duties - because we'd suckered begged him to watch all of our kids, birthday pal says,
"Are you feeling alright? You look pale..."
I felt okay, just a little tired. But I hadn't refreshed my makeup, and so, probably just should have done that. Still, later, after everyone left, I asked Ricardo, "Do I look pale to you? I don't feel sick. Just a little worn out."
"Uh, no.I think Jody's just never noticed just how really really pale you are all the time."
NICE. Thank God summer is here to rid my face of such outlandish and very accurate accusations.
That's how I roll.
