I would really like Octomom to be Octogone. So much in fact, I refuse to put a picture of her and her surgically enhanced lips and cheeks on here. It turns out not only is she addicted to having babies, she's addicted to cosmetic procedures as well. Come on lady, how about taking up a nice hobby like jogging or cooking or body surfing in waves of razor blades. Whatever.
There's a reason why Octofreakshow wasn't physically able to have kids on her own. And when you're publicist calls you out on lies...when your publicist can't help you, c'mon. Calls Ann Curry back and says, "Yeah, that part where she said she received no government funding....not all true, she receives foodstamps and three kids are on disability."
Even better, when your own mother is on the air talking about your crazy, somethin ain't right. I mean, MY MOM and I trade crazy back and forth all the time. But who came up with the idea to set it up on camera?
The publicity "debate" between octofreakshow and her mother is the last straw for me. From the two subjects hashing it out, to the creepy Maury Povich-ish producer who came with this idea, to the rock solid publicist, I mean really, how did this all go down,
"We have a great idea, we'll rent a house for a day. No, we realize they are all about to be homeless, but they can't HAVE the place. We don't care if they have a place to live, we just want to rent a place to bank on an interview. We'll get it all on camera. Yeah, it's gonna be SUPER great publicity. You don't think she'll do it? Just tell her it's her chance to shine and everyone will see her mom is a meany. It'll generate book deals and reality shows galore. She'll do it? Super! See you on Monday."
The first network to run a show with this woman in it will be removed from my cable menu. I WILL however, watch a show where the kids have their own show in ten years. It's good to know there's freakshow moms out there like this. It makes me look like mom of the year. I've accepted the award, now, can we move on to more important news like, where's Rihanna? Can't all the media make some kind of oath to dump this media-hungry freakshow and do a follow-up in 10 years with the kids only?
It's said that we fear the unknown. But the more I learn about this lady, the more I fear. Make it stop! MAKE IT STOP!!!
That's how I roll.
Last I heard, she's trying to get on Dr. Phil to complain that the hospital may not send the babies home with he, as she has no means of support for them.