Imagine this picture of Al giving us the weather except instead of a tropical destination and the path of a hurricane, imagine a giant jet stream of cold going across America, right through Omaha.
Here's our dialogue while watching the local weather:
"Stupid meteorologist with his messy spiked hair. How dare he smile when he reports this stuff?"
"Did he just say 5 below? Is that with windchill or not?"
"Well, it's 5 below with windchill tonight. But tomorrow, It'll be 5 below, but with windchill of 30 below."
"Does that mean we're neighbors with Russia?"
"Yes, Leslie. Yes, that's exactly what it means."
That's how I roll.
If it makes you feel any better, it's 29 degrees in Austin tonight!
And now you and Sarah Palin have something in common.