These numbers "2" and "3" represent the levels of which this guy's balls are being crushed.
I hate cycling. Seriously. I hate it. I promised Julz(Holla!) I'd try a spinning class with her a few months ago, and couldn't sit down for a week.
So, the other day, when I promised Max when we had some time, just the two of us, we could do whatever he wanted, and he said a bike adventure at the park, I winced thought of a way to get out of it, and then kept my promise. Son of a Bitch. How do people do this? I rode leisurely through the park for maybe 30 minutes, and once again, cannot sit down...three days later. I need a donut. I've been sitting on a Boppy.
Apparently, I have the most sensitive "lady parts" ever...on the planet. I just can't do it. One of the ladies in the spinning class said you have to just keep doing it to get used to it. Um, thank you, but I don't want to get used to that. That's one area I wish to not de-sensitize. I'd like to keep those parts, uh, as sensitive as possible.
That's how I roll. (Just no rolling on a bike is all I'm sayin.)
I'm just tough and cynical. Use it or lose it! It does get better. You just need one of those HUGE seats that are filled with gel. For the occasional rider. Do not invest in biking shoes! You are a rock star of a Mom to do that with Max when you know you are going to hate it. He will remember that ride long after your parts have recovered!
I sure can relate to the "P-Pad ache". It hurts! Like me, you need a really cushie tractor seat.