With a Name like Spitzer...

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Oh, Bless This Woman's Heart...

Just once, when these lawmakers/lawbreakers make these little announcements, I think the wife should stand not beside their husband, but in the audience, heckling the guy, and please, not wearing pearls. Geesh. Be original!

I couldn't resist making a few comments on this guy. In the mornings, while the kids are eating, I like to brush my teeth and get dressed with the tv on so that I can verbally argue with Matt Lauer. Some one should. So when he introduces this story, he says, "The question EVERYONE is asking is how did he get away with it?" Well Matt, a) that's not the question we were asking. The question most Americans are asking is: "Just how many more of these slime bucket American Law Makers are sabotaging our judicial system and breaking the very laws they make?" And b) he didn't really get away with it, now did he?

Then Matt Lauer went on to interview professionals. And by "interview" I mean, asked a question, then answered it with a statement, and then paused for a second or two before interrupting so he could hear himself talk again.

My question out of complete naivity - I'm sure - is: What the hell does $4,300 get you? I mean, it's been awhile since I checked the going rates of prostitution, but I've never seen anything on the MENU that was $4,300. Must have been some kind of combo extra meal deal or something.

As you read this, I am highly drugged is all I'm sayin.

That's how I roll.

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I'd pay $4300 for you baby

Ricardo, that is so sweet and romantic, baby! Is that $4300 for the other night, or for the whole 7 years we've been together? Just checkin.

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