You know, I expected Madonna with her Kabbalah bond with Britney to come in and shake Britney out of it. Or maybe Larry Birkhead- since he hasn't been in the media for a couple of weeks exploiting his daughter. Maybe Pee Wee Herman, or that red-headed has-been from the Partridge family, ooh, maybe even Corey Feldman to swoop in for some more screen time to save Britney. But really, Dr. Phil, you're still in the limelight, you still have a show...a job, you don't need a boost. This may have been your career killer. Going in and helping Britney at the hospital is good. But then exploiting the experience, well, that's no better than the stupid paparrazzi drooling all over her. Now, is it? Who needs a Dr. Phil intervention more than Dr. Phil at this point is all I'm sayin. I'm so disappointed. I might break up with you.
I'm so sick of watching Britney on tv. I actually made a personal stand the other day to stop watching shows that talk about her or mention her. I'm down to the Biggest Loser and uh....that's it. There is absolutely no NEWS show on tv that doesn't have the balls to say, "Guess what, she's not news. Let's not run her face on our NEWS PROGRAM." I think the judge in this case, should ban the media from mentioning her name or pictures. All of it.
"Well, Les, that might put a large damper on the whole Freedom of Speech and Freedom of the Press gig."
How about the journalist's responsibility to report the news? What about the fact that all pix of our pal are solely based on hired stalkers. They are getting paid to stalk her. When I see her with just a tshirt on a balcony trading cigs and lollipops with a buddy, I don't see her, I'm more curious about how that shot was taken. I see the putz in the bushes with the camera. Eww. Even more eww, is the putz in the bushes is probably the boytoy's friend. Because the boy toy is paparazzi! "Hey dude, I'm going up to her room. No, I'll make sure we get out on the balcony and she takes her pants off. This is totally awesome dude!" (Spicoli style)
There is no doube in my mind that this whole BritWatch phenomenon is in hindsight from the Ana Nicole gig. Does the media think, maybe if the public watches her every move in self-destruction, we can save Britney? No.Absolutely not. Perhaps, we missed the opportunity to watch Ana Nicole die on camera, maybe for huge profit, and the media can give us the gift of watching Britney do it. Maybe we can watch it all happen on tv. Perhaps. That is sick.
On the flip side of the media, I'd like to point out, who the hell is controlling who, here? Somehow, even high as a kite, our little pal, Britney is making out with the paparazzi. Asking them to help her in the bathroom. More than drugs, she needs her people to follow her around. If she runs off all her friends, she can still get all her paparazzi peeps out there to act like they care and literally wipe her ass. And if she's banned by the judge from drugs, why not the media? Please, blacklist Britney. Wouldn't that be refreshing?
With all that said, I have a few points to make before I break up with my BritWatch. Her mother sounds like a real winner. And although, I truly feel that you should strengthen from the bullshit adversity your parents' mistakes and how they effect you, it's good to know we can start with her when we all go to therapy with Britney.
But let's move on to our clean cut Kevin Federline. All I care about this guy is that I'm pretty sure he's the one who catapulted our Britney into a world of drugs. I'm sure she liked him because he was a bad boy and maybe she's into greasy hair. (Now it's shaved off, I know, but before, eww.) And I'm sure she'd been offered drugs prior to meeting mister hip-hop dancer. There is a video on youtube somewhere of Britney high. And rather than watching the effing video to see our all-American pop princess high, I find it even more relevant as to who is behind the camera. What lowly creature would consciously get her drugs, get her high, and then film it? Baby daddy, that's who. All for a buck.
All these people are making money off of Britney's destruction. I'm not making a dime. So I'm out. Unless you want to pay me to read about her or watch about her, I'm out.
Screw you Mark McGrath with your daily Britney-Watch graphics is all I'm sayin.
That's how I roll.
Lost my love for Dr. Phil because,really, he doesn't give a rat's ass about Britney, he just likes the publicity. They would make a good match as publicity hounds though.
I only watched him once, and I totally believe that he and Jerry Springer exchange guests. I have an unfortunate friend who hangs on every word Dr. Phil says, aaaannnnnnd swears by same.