Boycott Hiltons

"Who's that?" "Oh, it's an experiment. We're going to follow her around and make her real famous. She's a moron, so this ought to bode well."

I won't bore you with all the information you've already been forced to know. Could someone please stop following, snapping, boosting egos and publishing a bunch of nothing, the Hiltons?

How are the assholes at Walmart any different than Hilton with his daughters? Well, the Hiltons have all of their teeth. But atleast Walmart sells something. The Hiltons won't even sell us their sex tapes. Rude. What the hell are they on the red carpet for?

I would have loved to have heard the conversation when Paris conjured this plan up. She called an agency, "Yes, my name is Paris...yes, that's my real name...uh huh....UH-HUH, and I need to know how to walk and work the paparrazi. Yes, no, I'm not a model....no, not an actress. I'm a daughter....yes, my plan is to have the paparazzi follow me around, I'll get all up in the media's bidnez, then I'll have bars and clubs pay me to show up. Yes. That'll be my job. To go party. So, I need you to show me how to walk, because I had like all my muscles surgically removed so I'd be all thin and stuff, because one time, someone told me I looked like, human or something, and so I can't hold my own body upright. So, I'll need that, and then I need to know how to not-smile at the camera. And I need to know how to look over my shoulder. Mmm-hmm, like I'm walking on the red carpet backwards. I'm going to need a blank stare to go with it."

"The readers want it"
Really? This one doesn't. Maybe it's because you shove it down our throats. I would be happy to boycott all shows that talk about her but that would be all tv and media. I'd be forced to live under a rock. So, until then, I'll simply boycott Hilton's. Nanny nanny. Join me will you?

That's how I roll.