Anytime you ask a young strappin buck who his favorite Food Network personality is....he says Giadda. This Chick:
However, not my sweet Ricardo. This woman disgusts him. I find it amusing, really. He is repulsed,not by her freakish mouth, nor her hot body, nor the fact she can cook. Nope, Ricardo loathes this woman simply for her disproportionately large head.
I love egging this on because he just goes on and on about how repulsing her forehead is.
Then, one day, I was arguing with my 4 year old daughter about whether she could have a BRATZ place mat. It was very hard to explain to her that I didn't want to have to stare at those anorexic big headed gigantore head, lips and eyes, no noses, and just freakishly made to be a social standard for little girls, I didn't want that at my dinner table. But I stood my ground, because for God's sake...they have no NOSES. Eventually, she gave in and we walked out with a nice Strawberry Shortcake place mat.
For Easter, she got in her basket, a BRATZ toothbrush. See. I'm flexible!
Then as I was defending the fact that I got her a Bratz toothbrush, but not a place mat, it ocurred to Ricardo and I that, Giadda is a spitting image of the BRATZ.
See...the one in the middle can cook Italian food, I'm just sure of it:
I love Giadda! Not only because she is hot tv food network eye candy but because she has a HUGE brain in her forehead! Craig spotted her in an airport a couple of months ago. My man who does not watch the tv food network unless it is on while I am watching it. HE knows who she is. Hmm...
I think the Bratz are scary too. I never noticed that they didn't have noses. Where ever will they pierce themselves?
I also totally love Giadda, but I now think you have tainted my love a bit, as she does resemble an adult BRATZ with a nose! A bit freaky.
I agree NO BRATZ in this house. They are scary and look like street walkers. (Did not notice the no nose thing before....) Just what we want our daughter to aspire to be someday....NOWAY!!
Darlene
I am deeply saddened and slightly offended that I just read a post that included BRATZ with the love of my life, Giada.
It's my hope one day that she learns of my love and moves to Galveston to open up a small Italian place in the hopes of winning my affection.
I'll of course play coy, and wait 2-3 months before telling her my true feelings.
That or until she makes lasagna.
And now, she's totally going to Google her own name and this comment is going to be the first one posted. Wonderful.
Yeah, Giada, Schiamada. Why would anyone trust someome that skinny to teach them to cook? Clearly her stuff can't be good or she'd EAT SOMETHING! :)
Giada, oh Giada. She is the only reason that I watch the Food Network and the only way I can leer creepily at a woman and not have my wife get too bothered by it.