While searching for the ultimate parking space at the gym, I realized something ironic. The Employee of the Month parking space is always empty.
Some may say, "Hey, if you're on the way to the gym, why do you need such a great parking space? Can't you park and walk?" Well, yes, I can. It's managing myself, a large gym bag and two 4 year-olds that tends to be the end of me. Also, it's' noteworthy to mention that yesterday it was 2 degrees. I don't function well when it's below 80. I should really move closer to the equator...
I am a tshirt reader. I love reading tshirts. I particularly enjoy clever tees. So, when I saw a guy wearing a shirt on Bob Barker's Showcase Showdown that read "SPAYED" on it. I had to stop the treadmill and laugh outloud in front of everyone at the gym. That was golden. Thank you mister loser guy on The Price Is Right for the gift of laughter as you got your 5 minutes of fame. I really appreciate you.
That's how I roll.
I guess technically, all men are "SPAYED" as we have no uterus, fallopian tubes or ovaries.....
I think I also saw that guy at the grocery store with a shirt that said "MY APPENDIX HAS BEEN REMOVED"
I am a fan of the "team" shirts. Team Aniston, Team K-Fed, or a new one that someone aught to be printing could be "Team Underwear" because I really believe that everyone should start wearing them again.
I saw that "SPAYED" guy on Price is Right too...hilarious! My sister and I were in the hotel room in New York about to leave and that dude's shirt stopped me in my tracks. Jill didn't get it, but I should have known you would find it just as funny as I did! Here's to the t-shirt and bumper sticker readers of the world! PS - Austin is much closer to the equator. Oh, and we got Zachary a personalized t-shirt (all the rage with celebs, apparently) that says "Herbelicious." He's made up a little song to the tune of Fergie's "Fergilicious." It is too cute. Ah, to be 12 again. :)