Our family vacation was a big ol road trip to see my ya-ya's....and yes, that is a reference to a line of books and a movie...not so much a female body part, although I've been known to reference that in a rush to avoid the "V" word in a public restroom. Uggh.
Once we got there, I realized I had packed everyone extra and somehow left out undies for myself. Super. So, we went to the store to get some for me. Now, with the back thing and the "female work done" I haven't been working out much. So I decided to get a size bigger than my usual which really, is probably too big anyways. Then I decide to get some hipsters, which really aren't my style. I'm more of a thong girl, because my theory is I'd prefer to tug out as little cotton as possible. Heh heh. But with the trip, I thought I'd go ahead and get the briefs. I selected a lovely cotton print and went on with myself.
So I get home, and get the clean undies on as soon as possible. I open up the package, and MUCH to my dismay, the material just keeps going. LAWDY, Omar the Tent maker apparently has a sweet contract with Hanes. Oh-My-Good-Googly! The undies were HUGE! They just kept going and going and going. I slipped them on justifying that indeed, I bought a size larger. Ahem. But no, they fit. They fit. Oh my god, the tent size undies fit. And with that, i'm in full commitment to hit the gym harder than ever.
I'll never give up my late night sweets. But the back is fine now, and I can work out now. And then, i plan to make pillows, or maybe hats, ooh, even maybe a curtain or two with The Hanes by Omar the Tent Maker undies.
I went to see some great pals, my ya-ya's! Oh how I love them and it's just comfort to be near them and their families. Those kids though, suck the time right out of you. And before I knew it, it was time to go home, and just felt like I hadn't had time to talk. I mean really TALK talk! Ricardo saw me tearing up as we left and gave me a sweet lean over hug in the car and said, "Oh Sweety! That's what unlimited long-distance calling is for!" Very true. We've already started the calls! When we're together, its so fun, just every moment. Just cleaning the dishes is fun. AND I learned a new way to use cutlery. Yeah, there's apparently a trick to it. Other than "Leslie, PLEASE CUT AWAY FROM YOURSELF, not toward your hand!" Other than that, I got a great tip on gripping a knife. Pretty cool!
On a sidenote, if you've ever read one of my first posts about naked people at the gym, I feel obligated to update you. I was walking to the shower and there is naked girl in the shower, lathering up with THE CURTAIN WIDE OPEN. Maybe she's claustrophobic or something. She's sweet as apple pie, just naked. Maybe I'm jealous. Because I guarantee you, Omar doesn't design her undies!
That's how I roll.
